kaoticpunk:

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

Laugh my fucking ass off. This was great

Reports claim board has approved move to buy blogging platform site that could catapult Yahoo back into top flight web firms

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Tumblr is great. Yahoo is a failing company who gets 1/2 their internet traffic from the fact people still use their yahoo emails from years ago. Yahoo can not possibly go up, so inevitably, tumblr will go down.

unwinona:

Teaching our little girls all about body shame…Utah is happily at it again. This is the “wholesome example” I grew up with…that God is offended by your shoulders.

I love that they actually used shoulders, because it fits perfectly with the paragraph that’s been going around

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt   

It’s not even inane because they’ll never raise the money, they know it, this is all just a publicity stunt to draw attention to an issue, however the people donating money don’t know it. Christ you can’t raise $660 million with donations and even if you did, the Koch brothers and Murdoch have infinite money to outbid. What’s really inane though is the the entire concept of buying a bunch of failing papers that are mostly a center-right pile of crap that are hemorrhaging money and produce little journalism and hoping they can be changed into a non failing good media source. All of these people are going to donate money to something that is doomed to fail, forget about it, not notice when they’re $20 or whatever gets put back into their account when the goals aren’t meant, and not donate it to any good media. They could be holding a drive to get donations to help the budgets of actual good investigate outlets like ProPublica or DemocracyNow!, but no, we’re going to focus on a fantasy that’s on par with Narnia.

Someone sent my sister this letter.(this is the front of envelope). All mail should be this colorful.

commie-femme:

commieheathen:

killallcars:

iflybikes:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.

oh……my…….god……….

intentional friendzone

lmfaooooooooooooooo

hahahaha, just when you think r/mensrights can’t get anymore inane than it already is, it outshines itself. And they wonder why the SPLC labeled them a hate group, obviously because they don’t keep a category for nation’s most asinine groups.(Just a reminder as always though, they did get labeled a hate group)

House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) decided to have a little fun on Twitter this afternoon, celebrating the 37th time he and his colleagues have voted to repeal health care reform. Issa’s idea: push the #ObamaCareInThreeWords hashtag and wait for the hilarity to ensue. Of course, plenty supporters of the Affordable Care Act took advantage of the opportunity — some examples made me laugh out loud — including the White House itself.

This wouldn’t ordinarily be especially interesting — of course the Affordable Care Act is the law; the White House is proud of it; and the GOP repeal crusade is easy to mock — except I found the reaction to the tweet interesting.

Rep. John Fleming (R-La.), for example, said the White House tweet is evidence of a larger “intimidation” strategy. House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) went further, calling the tweet proof of the “arrogance of power.”

I haven’t the foggiest idea what these people are talking about. It’s “intimidating” and “arrogant” to describe federal law as federal law? Since when? Isn’t it far more “intimidating” and “arrogant,” especially for the uninsured, to try to scrap families’ benefits, coverage, and protections, and replace them with nothing, just to pander to unhinged activists?

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

This is the most disrespectful thing on Tumblr because you awful people are heating pizza up in the microwave instead of in an oven, on top of a book with a leather cover that will just further deteriorate the taste. Coming from one of the world’s pizza meccas, I find this disgusting.

Also lol to the person who originally posted this. “Look at me guys, I’m an edgy internet atheist!”

So after just watching “Come and See” I’m pretty sure I’m dead on the inside. I’m also probably going to hate Germans for the next week. How can one war movie be that brutal. I’m going to quote Ebert

This 1985 film from Russia is one of the most devastating films ever about anything, and in it, the survivors must envy the dead.

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

Bunch of groups with bunch of members who support racial profiling get profiled in a different way and are outraged.

You know that, and they weren’t profiled anymore than liberal groups

Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children really is the best facebook group when you need your daily reminder of crazy, paranoid, racist, xenophobes, gun nuts, exist in large numbers still. Your standard right-wing pages just don’t do it because it’s usually just people complaining about taxes, welfare and gays.

Holy shit no I don’t want to use my full name from google+(I didn’t even want the google+ account to begin with) on youtube, shut the fuck up google and stop asking me. And facebook stop asking for my damn phone number.